THE GOAT
Back
in the day
there
was a goat
who
ate a few measly
grape
leaves in the garden
of
the gods, and boy
did
those Olympians
make a fuss. So much so,
so
the story goes,
that the
Greeks had to kill
the
poor goat to make
Apollo and the gang
quit all their whining.
Sacrifice became the name
of game everytime
the gods got offended.
And, shazam! tragedy
was born. No, really.
quit all their whining.
Sacrifice became the name
of game everytime
the gods got offended.
And, shazam! tragedy
was born. No, really.
The word tragedy
comes from
trage, which
is Greek for—
yep,
you guessed it—goat.
Who
knew, right?
Later
the Greeks wised up
after they started running low
after they started running low
on goats: "We
gotta find
a better way to get the gods
to chill…” And sure enough
they did. They wrote plays
instead, in which heroes died
a better way to get the gods
to chill…” And sure enough
they did. They wrote plays
instead, in which heroes died
tragically
but pretend-like.
That’s
how they put
an
end to all the killing
and scapegoating, as it were.
Boy,
we humans sure take
the
long way round
when
it comes to saying
we’re
sorry. No wonder we make
a
theater of our lives.