WHATCHAMACALLIT
Maybe the lock’s broke
on the door we’re trying to open.
Maybe that’s the trouble.
Or it could be the key.
Maybe the key I’m using
and the key you’re using
ain’t the right key.
Maybe we need a different kinda key.
Maybe we need that whatchamacallit kinda key.
You know the one I mean.
The kinda key that can open any friggin lock,
‘cause it’s been filed down
and has no notches, grooves,
or teeth to speak of,
no real bite, which means,
there’s nothing to trip or trick
‘cause the key just slides right on thru
getting caught on nothing.
And so the knob just turns
and the door swings open, wide-like,
and we walk right on in.
Skeleton key! That’s its name.
That’s the kinda key we need.
Dontcha think?
Maybe if we had one
we’d find ourselves on the inside
of where were trying to get to
and once there
maybe then we’d end up
one day
in the same motherlovin’ room –
and laughing
at all the fussin’
it took to get there.