MIXOLOGY
AT THE MALLARD
Before ass meets Naugahyde
she’s on him, into his ire,
annoying him enough to leave,
to take his breed of trouble
to another drinking hole.
No way,
I ain’t waiting,
four
drinks later,
for the
real drunk to show up.
Not
when I’m working the bar myself.
I ain’t
stupid.
You
gotta know how to read people.
How to
be a mix
of both shrink and psychic.
She says all this
with a buffalo head bearing down
on the wall behind her.
You don’t wanna mix it up with
this bulldog barkeep.
You just don’t.